A new survey I made up has revealed the hottest health food of 2023 and beyond. It’s the humble crab apple. What sets the crab apple apart? It’s very portable. You can keep three or four in each pocket of your jeans ready to go at all times. I think that’s the only reason. If you need crab apples you’re in luck, if you provide the bucket and give me ten dollars you can pick your own from my very own crab apple tree. Please take me up on this deal, I hate sucking them up in my leaf blower in the spring. Thank you.